Saturday, January 6, 2007

O.K. Jason, and Tina that leaves only you. Get with the world of blog land. Look forward to seeing you here. A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

5 comments:

Theresa's Notes said...

Felicia don't have a blog either,, does she?? Or did I miss something??

Anonymous said...

Theresa
Felicia sent you her blog web page to you by E-mail. dad

TO BECOME said...

Well, we didn't have wedding cake when we got married so I guess you don't have to worry about that. ha.connie

Anonymous said...

Dad McEntire, I have finally succombed. I suppose Jason is now the only one left without a blogspot. Great Joke, BTW!!!
Tina

Daniel said...

I finally found your blog. I thought you just quit.
Glad too see you still have one.

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